I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
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You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
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But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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