Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
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Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
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at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
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