it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
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not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
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He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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