You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
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I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
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I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
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