Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
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Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
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Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
My vagina just clenched in fear
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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