i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
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Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
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Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
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