im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
this will be a night to untag.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Randomize
