I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
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let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
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It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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