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Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
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