what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
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We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
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Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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