At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
bring money and cleavage
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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