have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
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You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
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So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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