I must be too annoying 4 u.
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
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the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
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I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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