walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
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How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
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My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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