Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
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This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
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Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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