i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
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Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
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No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
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