Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
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She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
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Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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