I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
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This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
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He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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