Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
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What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
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I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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