Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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