some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I CAN MOONWALK!
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
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I should be sponsored by Trojan
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
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rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
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