Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I wish there were birth control emojis
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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