What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
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it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
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Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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