I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
Randomize
