ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
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How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
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Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
how does that bad decision feel?
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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