guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
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I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
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you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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