it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
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We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
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We can't do acid Disneyworld.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
YAS. BRING CRAB.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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