But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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