theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
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I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
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Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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