You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
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I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
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Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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