This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
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