I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
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A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
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I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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