Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
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sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
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What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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