got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
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There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
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I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
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