I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
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Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
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There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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