quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
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Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
My day in three words: secret purse cake
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She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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