Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
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i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
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I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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