Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
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Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
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Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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