Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
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oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
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How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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