Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
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how do flat chested girls get laid?
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
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If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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