i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
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