Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
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All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
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The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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