sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
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I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
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I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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