i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
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Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
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I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
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