Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
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I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
She bit a glass in half.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
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I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
My vagina is very pro this idea
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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