I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
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He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
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You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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