no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
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somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
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I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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