I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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