my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
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He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
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I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
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