I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
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Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
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Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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